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Hey guys, remember when couldn’t utter Cleveland Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel’s name without a bunch of poor mouth-breathing, Jack Daniels spewing, frat boy douche-drops squealing like sorority sisters during fleet week while rubbing their fingers together like complete and utter tools? Yeah, neither does Browns head coach Mike Pattine, who has stated countless times that Browns starting QB will be Josh McCown and not the 86 and a half other quarterbacks Cleveland has on their roster.
Pattine is clearly no fun. Who the hell wouldn’t want to see a struggling alcoholic chase his own tail in the pocket? Manziel received praise for feigning pose in Thursday’s preseason opener against the Redskins where they, of course, lost 20-17. McCown went 5-of-5 for 33 yards and a touchdown while Manziel had a touchdown run and was able to read a few plays well.
That’s nice. Boring, but nice.
Manziel could be a interesting 15th round pick up in Fantasy, just so you can trade him to your cheap beer chugging friend Marce during Week 3 for a second string kicker and some dryer lint.
