The Best Fantasy Baseball Team Names - 100 Funny Team Names For 2024

Happy fantasy baseball season, RotoBallers! With your drafts likely coming up soon, you must have your best fantasy baseball team name selected for the upcoming MLB season. While some people stick to the same name yearly, others like to switch it up. 

Luckily, we’ve compiled a comprehensive list of the best fantasy baseball team names for the upcoming MLB season to save you the thought process. These are 100 funny fantasy baseball team names for the 2024 season -- three from every team in the league and 10 from unsigned free agents. 

No matter who you draft, we will have you covered. Every division and every team has several options to pick between. Dive in below and find the right fantasy baseball team name for your fantasy squad this season. Good luck, RotoBallers!

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AL East Fantasy Baseball Team Names

Baltimore Orioles

• Burnes After Reading (Corbin Burnes)
• The Rear Gunnar (Gunnar Henderson)
• The Good, the Bad, and the Adley (Adley Rutschman)

RUTSCH CRUSH!

⭐️: https://t.co/Uogu5dME6O pic.twitter.com/ncih9YDYO4

— Baltimore Orioles (@Orioles) June 15, 2023

Boston Red Sox

• Look Out Bello (Brayan Bello)
• Yoshida's Island (Masataka Yoshida)
• It's A Love Story (Trevor Story)

New York Yankees

• Stanton On Business (Giancarlo Stanton)
• You Were The Chosen Juan! (Juan Soto)
• Judge, Jury, & Executioner (Aaron Judge)

Tampa Bay Rays

• We Need A Pepiot Talk (Ryan Pepiot)
• Hey Siri! (Jose Siri)
• Get Lowe (Brandon Lowe and Josh Lowe)

Toronto Blue Jays

• I've Got A Vlad Feeling About This (Vladimir Guerrero Jr.)
• Bichette's Creek (Bo Bichette)
• Yusei Goodbye And I Say Hello (Yusei Kikuchi)

AL Central Fantasy Baseball Team Names

Chicago White Sox

• M-m-m-Mike Soroka (Michael Soroka)
• Vaughn In 60 Seconds (Andrew Vaughn)
• Cease and Desist (Dylan Cease)

Cleveland Guardians

• Top Of The Clase (Emmanuel Clase)
• I Know I'm Not the Only Kwan (Steven Kwan)
• That's the Last Straw (Myles Straw)

Detroit Tigers

• Canha Get Your Number? (Mark Canha)
• The Grass Is Always Greener (Riley Greene)
• The Skubal Divers (Tarik Skubal)

Tarik Skubal's 6th and 7th Ks.

Thru 5. pic.twitter.com/J95BPnLAGk

— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) September 22, 2023

Kansas City Royals

• Stuck In The Middle Witt You (Bobby Witt Jr.)
• Ragans Set To Stun (Cole Ragans)
• The Masked Singer (Brady Singer)

Minnesota Twins

• Saving Private Joe Ryan (Joe Ryan)
• Bailey Ober The Speed Limit (Bailey Ober)
• Rolls Royce (Royce Lewis)

AL West Fantasy Baseball Team Names

Houston Astros

• Air Yordan (Yordan Alvarez)
• The Hunter For Red October (Hunter Brown)
• Are Urquidy-ing Me? (Jose Urquidy)

Los Angeles Angels

• Three Strikes, You're Trout (Mike Trout)
• O'Hoppe, A Skip, and a Jump (Logan O'Hoppe)
• A Hung Drury (Brandon Drury)

Oakland Athletics

• Once Upon A Time in Holly-Wood (Alex Wood)
• What Happens In Vegas... (Team)
• Rooker To E1 (Brent Rooker)

Texas Rangers

• Only the Good Die Jung (Josh Jung)
• Langford & Sons (Wyatt Langford)
• Corey in the House (Corey Seager)

Seattle Mariners

• Keep Absolutely Castillo (Luis Castillo)
• Kirby: Full Loaded (George Kirby)
• Viva La France (Ty France)

NL East Fantasy Baseball Team Names

Atlanta Braves

• Gho-Strider (Spencer Strider)
• Acuna Matata (Ronald Acuna Jr.)
• Putting On A Hitting Kelenic (Jarred Kelenic)

Miami Marlins

• Jazz Hands! (Jazz Chisholm)
• Flipping Burgers (Jake Burger)
• Ring My Bell (Josh Bell)

New York Mets

• Senga Genesis/Dreamcast (Kodai Senga)
• Finding Nimmo (Brandon Nimmo)
• Yes, Jeff! (Jeff McNeil)

Philadelphia Phillies

• Bryce Krispies (Bryce Harper)
• The Bohm Disposal Squad (Alec Bohm)
• I Could Go For Some Schwarber (Kyle Schwarber)

BRYCE. HARPER.#RingTheBell pic.twitter.com/zy0uCGTa6Q

— Philadelphia Phillies (@Phillies) August 30, 2023

Washington Nationals

• Gray's Anatomy (Josiah Gray)
• Stay In Your Lane (Lane Thomas)
• To The Gallos! (Joey Gallo)

NL Central Fantasy Baseball Team Names

Chicago Cubs

• I Shota The Sheriff (Shota Imanaga)
• Blue Steele (Justin Steele)
• The Morel Of The Story (Christopher Morel)

Cincinnati Reds

• Frankie Says Relax (Frankie Montas)
• I'd Never Steer You Wrong (Spencer Steer)
• 16 Candelarios (Jeimer Candelario)

Milwaukee Brewers

• Honey Nut Chourios (Jackson Chourio)
• I Can Buy Myself Bauers (Jake Bauers)
• Better Call Sal (Sal Frelick)

Pittsburgh Pirates

• Cruz Missile (Oneil Cruz)
• She's A Keller Queen (Mitch Keller)
• Can't Cutch This (Andrew McCutchen)

St. Louis Cardinals

• I Ain't Saying She a Goldschmidter (Paul Goldschmidt)
• I Would Walk 500 Miles (Miles Mikolas)
• Walker Like An Egyptian (Jordan Walker)

NL West Fantasy Baseball Team Names

Arizona Diamondbacks

• Carroll Singers (Corbin Carroll)
• Pfaadt Bottomed Girls (Brandon Pfaadt)
• Ketel Bell Training (Ketel Marte)

Rookie of the Year, All-Star honors and a World Series appearance!

Corbin Carroll comes in as our #1 NL rookie from 2023. pic.twitter.com/7tCGOhBtT7

— MLB Network (@MLBNetwork) January 28, 2024

Colorado Rockies

• Elias! Deception! (Elias Diaz)
• Nolan For Soup (Nolan Jones)
• Cal Me Maybe (Cal Quantrill)

Los Angeles Dodgers

• Hold Me Close Ohtani Dancer (Shohei Ohtani)
• The Lux of the Irish (Gavin Lux)
• All Betts Are Off (Mookie Betts)

San Diego Padres

• Show Me The Manny (Manny Machado)
• Yu Make Me Want To Shout (Yu Darvish)
• Say It Ain't Joe, I Will Not Go (Joe Musgrove)

San Francisco Giants

• A Webb of Lies (Logan Webb)
• Hicksing & Screaming (Jordan Hicks)
• Killers of the Flores Moon (Wilmer Flores)

Free Agent Fantasy Baseball Team Names

In classic baseball fashion, some of the biggest free agents are yet to find a new home. Check out these examples:

• Snells Like Teen Spirit (Blake Snell)
• Saved By The Bellinger (Cody Bellinger)
• KerShawshank Redemption (Clayton Kershaw)
• Soler Powered (Jorge Soler)
• Shake Yasmani Maker (Yasmani Grandal)
• Grand Theft Votto (Joey Votto)
• Kike, Do You Love Me? (Enrique Hernandez)
• Down Whit The Sickness (Whit Merrifield)
• We Are Pham-ily (Tommy Pham)
• DUVALLLLL (Adam Duvall)

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