The Best Fantasy Baseball Team Names - 100 Funny Team Names For 2025

Happy fantasy baseball season, RotoBallers! With your drafts likely coming up soon, you must have your best fantasy baseball team name selected for the upcoming MLB season. While some people stick to the same name yearly, others like to switch it up. 

Luckily, we’ve compiled a comprehensive list of the best fantasy baseball team names for the upcoming MLB season to save you the thought process. These are 100 funny fantasy baseball team names for the 2025 season -- three from every team in the league and 10 from unsigned free agents. 

No matter who you draft, we will have you covered. Every division and every team has several options to pick between. Dive in below and find the right fantasy baseball team name for your fantasy squad this season. Good luck, RotoBallers!

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AL East Fantasy Baseball Team Names

Baltimore Orioles

• Westburg! Dead Ahead! (Jordan Westburg)
• The Rear Gunnar (Gunnar Henderson)
• The Good, the Bad, and the Adley (Adley Rutschman)

Home run No. 28 for Gunnar Henderson puts the @Orioles ahead!

(MLB x @lululemon) pic.twitter.com/s5NTHNLiAb

— MLB (@MLB) July 14, 2024

Boston Red Sox

• Look Out Bello (Brayan Bello)
• Yoshida's Island (Masataka Yoshida)
• It's A Love Story (Trevor Story)

New York Yankees

• Stanton On Business (Giancarlo Stanton)
• I Ain't Saying She a Goldschmidter (Paul Goldschmidt)
• Judge, Jury, & Executioner (Aaron Judge)

Tampa Bay Rays

• We Need A Pepiot Talk (Ryan Pepiot)
• The Morel of the Story (Christopher Morel)
• Get Lowe (Brandon Lowe and Josh Lowe)

Toronto Blue Jays

• I've Got A Vlad Feeling About This (Vladimir Guerrero Jr.)
• Bichette's Creek (Bo Bichette)
• Don't Call My Name, Alejandro (Alejandro Kirk)

AL Central Fantasy Baseball Team Names

Chicago White Sox

• Fire the Cannons! (Jonathan Cannon)
• Vaughn In 60 Seconds (Andrew Vaughn)
• Benintendi 64 (Andrew Benintendi)

Cleveland Guardians

• Top Of The Clase (Emmanuel Clase)
• I Know I'm Not the Only Kwan (Steven Kwan)
• Stay In Your Lane (Lane Thomas)

Detroit Tigers

• Hit the Road, Jack (Jack Flaherty)
• The Grass Is Always Greener (Riley Greene)
• The Skubal Divers (Tarik Skubal)

2024 PitchingNinja Most Outstanding Pitcher of the Year. 🏆

Winner: Tarik Skubal pic.twitter.com/9Xc6FFvrWD

— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) November 27, 2024

Kansas City Royals

• Stuck In The Middle Witt You (Bobby Witt Jr.)
• Ragans Set To Stun (Cole Ragans)
• I'll Go Wherever Lu-Will-Go (Seth Lugo)

Minnesota Twins

• Saving Private Joe Ryan (Joe Ryan)
• Bailey Ober The Speed Limit (Bailey Ober)
• Rolls Royce (Royce Lewis)

AL West Fantasy Baseball Team Names

Houston Astros

• Air Yordan (Yordan Alvarez)
• The Hunter For Red October (Hunter Brown)
• Haders Gonna Hate (Josh Hader)

Los Angeles Angels

• Three Strikes, You're Trout (Mike Trout)
• O'Hoppe, A Skip, and a Jump (Logan O'Hoppe)
• Yusei Goodbye And I Say Hello (Yusei Kikuchi)

Athletics

• Rooker To E1 (Brent Rooker)
• It's a Beautiful Bleday (JJ Bleday)
• What Happens In Vegas... (Team)

Brent Rooker has hit 30+ home runs in consecutive seasons.

How many will he hit for the @Athletics in 2025? pic.twitter.com/WkGmGlIzbr

— MLB (@MLB) February 2, 2025

Texas Rangers

• Only the Good Die Jung (Josh Jung)
• Langford & Sons (Wyatt Langford)
• Corey in the House (Corey Seager)

Seattle Mariners

• Keep Absolutely Castillo (Luis Castillo)
• Kirby: Full Loaded (George Kirby)
• Cal Me Maybe (Cal Raleigh)

NL East Fantasy Baseball Team Names

Atlanta Braves

• Gho-Strider (Spencer Strider)
• Acuna Matata (Ronald Acuna Jr.)
• Not Mike Us (Michael Harris II)

Miami Marlins

• Weathers Looking Good (Ryan Weathers)
• Always the Bridesmaid, Never the Bride (Jonah Bride)
• We're Going to Miami (Team)

New York Mets

• Senga Genesis/Dreamcast (Kodai Senga)
• You Were the Chosen Juan! (Juan Soto)
• Yes, Jeff! (Jeff McNeil)

THERE'S A NEW DUO IN THE BIG APPLE 🍿

JUAN SOTO IS A NEW YORK MET, PER @JeffPassan 🍎 pic.twitter.com/845Oga84ht

— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) December 9, 2024

Philadelphia Phillies

• Bryce Krispies (Bryce Harper)
• The Bohm Disposal Squad (Alec Bohm)
• I Could Go For Some Schwarber (Kyle Schwarber)

Washington Nationals

• For Whom the Bell Tolls (Josh Bell)
• Gore Weddings and a Funeral (MacKenzie Gore)
• M-m-m-Mike Soroka (Michael Soroka)

NL Central Fantasy Baseball Team Names

Chicago Cubs

• I Shota The Sheriff (Shota Imanaga)
• Blue Steele (Justin Steele)
• Hot off the Pressly (Ryan Pressly)

Cincinnati Reds

• De La Cruz Control (Elly De La Cruz)
• I'd Never Steer You Wrong (Spencer Steer)
• 16 Candelarios (Jeimer Candelario)

Just a reminder ... Elly De La Cruz demolishes baseballs 💥 pic.twitter.com/nmdj1xgESf

— MLB (@MLB) February 4, 2025

Milwaukee Brewers

• Honey Nut Chourios (Jackson Chourio)
• Brice, Brice Baby (Brice Turang)
• Better Call Sal (Sal Frelick)

Pittsburgh Pirates

• Achy Breaky Bart (Joey Bart)
• Cruz Missile (Oneil Cruz)
• She's A Keller Queen (Mitch Keller)

St. Louis Cardinals

• Winn Now Mode (Masyn Winn)
• I Would Walk 500 Miles (Miles Mikolas)
• Walker Like An Egyptian (Jordan Walker)

NL West Fantasy Baseball Team Names

Arizona Diamondbacks

• Carroll Singers (Corbin Carroll)
• Pfaadt Bottomed Girls (Brandon Pfaadt)
• Burnes After Reading (Corbin Burnes)

Colorado Rockies

• Let's go! Stop Stallings (Jacob Stallings)
• Nolan For Soup (Nolan Jones)
• It's Not Tovar (Ezequiel Tovar)

Los Angeles Dodgers

• Hold Me Close Ohtani Dancer (Shohei Ohtani)
• Snells Like Teen Spirit (Blake Snell)
• All Betts Are Off (Mookie Betts)

50/50 Club
World Series Champion
NL MVP

What a year for Shohei Ohtani! pic.twitter.com/q30GdUxRPR

— MLB (@MLB) November 22, 2024

San Diego Padres

• Show Me The Manny (Manny Machado)
• Yu Make Me Want To Shout (Yu Darvish)
• Cease & Desist (Dylan Cease)

San Francisco Giants

• A Webb of Lies (Logan Webb)
• I Want it That Ray (Robbie Ray)
• Yas(trzemski) Qween! (Mike Yastrzemski)

Free Agent Fantasy Baseball Team Names

In classic baseball fashion, some of the biggest free agents are yet to find a new home. Check out these examples:

• Polar Vortex (Pete Alonso)
• Sonic vs. Dr. Bregman (Alex Bregman)
• And Here's to You, David Robertson (David Robertson)
• I'm Not The Only Yoan (Yoan Moncada)
• Viva La France (Ty France)
• What's Love Got to Do Whit It (Whit Merrifield)
• Canha Get Your Number? (Mark Canha)
• DUVALLLLLLLLL (Adam Duvall)
• John Means Business (John Means)

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