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*Sometimes, when the stars align perfectly, a NFL football player will open his mouth and rain down an abundance of chunky word vomit complete with asinine assumptions and painfully funny jokes that aren’t meant to be jokes. The latest is Washington Redskins quarterback and Mike Shanahan victim Robert Griffin III, who went on the record Sunday to claim he’s not only the best quarterback on his team, but also in the entire league.
Spit take what now?
RGIII believes with great vigor that RGIII is the best QB, even though statistics and common sense show otherwise compared to top quarterbacks (Peyton Manning, Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady, etc.). Griffin believes that’s because they have “done way more than me. But, I still view myself as the best because that’s what I work toward every single day.”
Considering the fact that Griffin falls dangerously low on the quarterback depth chart, probably right behind Geno Smith, a pencil drawing of a stick figure, and a boulder with Steve Young’s face painted on it, he’s going to have to put in a great deal of work to prove his point. A point that will be hard to analyze considering the fact that RGIII isn’t the same RGIII he was during his rookie year due to a torn ACL and a disclosed ankle injury. Dude might as well play decked out in a full-on body cast in case a slight breeze sweeps through and rips out his spleen.
How long before new Redskins GM Scot McCloughan attempts to seal up Griffin’s ass so that he’ll stop talking out of it?
Fantasy football enthusiasts should probably be extremely cautious before drafting a quarterback who is notoriously bad mouthed by former (oh, and CURRENT) head coaches. The end game is never not bloody, but amusing, to say the least.
(*Every f***ing time)
