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Stop me if you've heard this joke before: So Tom Brady's phone and Ray Lewis' white suit walk into a bar...
NFL commissioner and Darth Vader twin Roger Goodell upheld the four game suspension of New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady for his role in the unfortunately famous Ballgazi after it was revealed by sources close to Brady that the pretty boy destroyed his cell phone either before or on March 6, the day he met with investigators.
Hell, didn’t the Commish know that all super-duper rich people demolish their phones after four months? Jesus, get with the program, Goodell.
Fantasy enthusiasts better become familiar with the name Jimmy Garoppolo, and fast.
Ignoring the fact that Goodell’s punishments are about as inconsistent as a 106-year old blind MLB umpire, fantasy owners should start to do their research on Garoppolo, who is the Patriots second-string QB and played for Eastern Illinois before being drafted by the Pats in 2014.
