Look up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Well, it sure as hell isn’t Dez Bryant according to his speed rating on NFL Madden 16.
Twitter happens to be an excellent source of identifying which athletes are in desperate need of some Midol, so it’s only natural that Bryant took to the social media site to voice his displeasure on Thursday after EA Sports released their ratings of the top wide receivers.
Despite the fact that Bryant was listed second best behind Pittsburgh Steelers' Antonio Brown (Brown had a 97 overall rating, while Dez had a 96 – not too damn shabby), Bryant still pouted while kicking dirt and took to Twitter to announce his displeasure. Yes, Dez, ignore the fact that they gave you three 98s (Catching, Jumping, and Spectacular Catch) and focus on the fact that EA Sports thinks you probably can’t beat maybe, oh, ONE PERCENT of players in the league in a foot race.
The tweet has since been deleted.
Madden NFL 16 is set to be released on August 25.