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After doing their best impression of the invisible man this past decade, the Tennessee Titans took off their glasses and pulled down their ponytail to reveal that they are no longer the plain, four-eyed nerdy girl everyone overlooks – they’re now just the plain girl with freaking contact lenses and a complexion issue.
The Titans made kiddy pool waves by taking Heisman Trophy winner and really, really tiny dude Marcus Mariota with the second pick in the 2015 NFL Draft . On Tuesday, they officially tied him down with a four-year deal worth a guaranteed $24.2 million with a $15.9 million signing bonus.
The deal includes a fifth-year team option (BLINK IN MORSE CODE IF YOU NEED TO BE RESCUED, MARCUS, WE’RE HERE TO HELP).
Considering the dumpster fire that is their offensive line, chances are Mariota will be joining former quarterback Jake Locker in retirement after the Houston Texans defense straight-up castrates him during his sophomore year.
