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Robert Quast - RotoBaller

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Robert Quast is a man whose passion for fantasy baseball is only surpassed by his passion for writing about himself in the third person. He is the humblest darn person that has every walked the face of God's green Earth and he knows it. There are no known records of a biography being written about Robert, but you can imagine the praise that would litter the front cover..... "I was once trapped in an elevator for 27 straight hours with this incredible man. By the time we were rescued, my team's WHIP had dropped a full half run and my chronic back pain was cured." "The things this man knows could fill a book. This book, probably. I didn't read it." "Sweet, sassy, molassy! Do the ramblings of this madman ever end?!? I feel like I've been lobotomized with a miter saw and a rusty ice pick. And you know what? I kind of like it. " Robert also lives and breathes Spartan Green and White, can recite random portions of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven", and is equally happy sipping a double IPA as he is a fine scotch.

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The 2016 College Fantasy Football Sleeper Extravaganza

If NFL fantasy football is the checkers of the fantasy world, then College fantasy football is the chess. That is not a knock on the merits of the professional version, more a commentary on the bevy of information that is available for pro leagues. From sleepers and busts, to bounce-back candidates, to thoroughly fleshed out […]

Robert Quast 9 years ago

Meet the Man that Will Win Your Team a Championship

"Members of Project Mayhem have no name. Through his death, he had a name. His name is Matt Shoemaker. His body was buried in the back of the Paper Street House." OK, I confess to a lie. The body of Matt Shoemaker is not buried in the back of the Paper Street House - at […]

Robert Quast 9 years ago

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Three Second Half Buy Low Candidates: A Sabermetrics Approach

Last week I covered bargain batters who outperformed their draft day expectations. Today we will take a clairvoyant look in the near future to identify some players that could be acquired for a pittance, whose second half yield could help trailing teams get back into contention. We will be taking in this view from the […]

Robert Quast 9 years ago

Batting Bargains of the First Half

While nobody will argue that the desired final end point to the marathon that is the grueling fantasy baseball season is staking claim to a league championship, veterans of this fair game relish a few other nuances of the grind along the way. There's the smug feeling of besting a rival in a trade, the nightly […]

Robert Quast 9 years ago

Yesterday's Studs and Duds: Fantasy Baseball Recap from 6/14/16

Every day, we will be taking a quick look at the best and worst fantasy baseball performers from yesterday's games. So strap yourself in and feel the G's! Here's a quick look at those who impressed on Tuesday, and those who want to pretend the day never happened. Editor's Note: RotoBaller offers the best Premium MLB […]

Robert Quast 9 years ago

Yesterday's Studs and Duds: Fantasy Baseball Recap from 6/7/16

Every day, we will be taking a quick look at the best and worst fantasy baseball performers from yesterday's games. Lots of good stuff to cover in this one: brawls, tanks, and red commie pinkos galore. Well, no commie pinkos I suppose, but Reds, certainly a few Reds to cover. Let's get started. Editor’s Note: […]

Robert Quast 9 years ago

Yesterday's Studs and Duds: Fantasy Baseball Recap from 5/31/16

Every day, we will be taking a quick look at the best and worst fantasy baseball performers from yesterday's games. If you rolled a pitcher out there on Tuesday, it was a lot like juggling hand grenades. Sure, the event may have went off without a hitch with no casualties to report, but it just […]

Robert Quast 9 years ago

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